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The thinker of thoughts Ben UlanseyBen first got his start on Medium after completing the Tour De France on a diet of Whitecastle Burgers and Strawberry Milkshake, having been trapped in France trying to pay off a debt. Ben sold the yellow jersey and used the money to fly home to Alaska, where he still resides with his katana sword, iPhone, and a busload of Swedish bikini models.
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Writer, musician, entertainment enthusiast, and amateur lucid dreamer. I write memoirs, satires, reviews, philosophical treatises, and everything in between 🐙
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