…ing. We generally believe in love, friendship, family and kindness just like any other human being. Elf girls drink an indecent…ing. We generally believe in love, friendship, family and kindness just like any other human being. Elf girls drink an indecent amount of water, practice keeping our vaginas tight by walking at least one hour per day with marbles inserted inside (no joke!) and we generally keep up with hot boy high tech social media gurus like Joe Rogan, Tom Bilyeu and Y…