Follow me and I’ll Follow you Back… Three Times!

Photo by Samuel Pollard on Unsplash

I’ve seen a few different “follow for follow” posts going around and I decided I’d do one better. I had this brilliant idea in the shower today:

What’s better than one? I’ll give you a moment to think this one through, too, and see if you can figure it out.

Here, enjoy this ellipsis while you think!

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Did you get it?

Good job! Three is correct.

Maybe not for all things… three is bad if we’re talking wars and famines I guess.

But if we’re talking ice cream cones, puppies or ‘follows’ then the more the better, am I right?

I’m surprised no one thought of it sooner; if you follow me, i’ll follow you three times! It’s as simple as that. I’ll go to your profile and press that damn ‘follow’ button three times. And even if one of those times in between that ‘follow’ button mysteriously turns into one that says ‘unfollow,’ I figure 2 ‘follow’ presses is still better than one right? Hell, I might even press it 5 or 7 times! I like odd numbers. And the more the merrier for you! Catch my drift? You literally have nothing to lose! And hell, I respond well to bribery… So if you clap and comment on my post, I might even follow you 11 times! Screw it. Followpalooza!

Don’t think I’ll follow through? ‘Follow’ me and find out!