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How I Got 10K Followers
How My Super, Amazing, Awesome Writing Talents Got Me 10,000 Followers and Totally Nothing Else
Well it took time, but I’ve finally reached 10,000 Medium followers. How did I do it you ask? How is this possible you wonder? You’ve checked my profile and you see that my actual number of followers isn’t nearly 10,000, you say?
Well buckle up, because I’m going to give you my one time crash course in getting 10,000 followers on Medium anyway. Try to stick with me because this could get a bit complicated.
The first thing you have to do is write awesomely. Like superly amazingly awesome. I’m just an all around amazing person, so this is easy for me. Come to think of it, I’m good at just about everything. Olympics, cooking, skydiving, running away from cars, contact sports with the elderly… you name it! So all you have to do… is do some superly, awesomely good writing and then you’re set!
And that’s actually it. *phew*
Well it may have helped that I followed 40,000 accounts at absolute random… but I don’t think that was part of it. I think people just love how amazingly awesome I write. Like seriously, do you see how good this is?
I mean, sure, I guess that night I spent feverishly clicking follow on every single account I saw while slowly slurping down two entire liters of Monster…
