I'm with you there hahahaha. Except, I might be too cowardly to actually dish out that mercy sometimes... if that windshield failed me, I would have been in for a world of hurt lol.
Good on you to sacrifice yourself yo save your two year old. Before an army of wasps, I may not have been so noble. I picture you cinematically diving in slow motion.
When I was a kid this moron in my bunk at camp through a rock at a giant yellow jacket's nest and I don't think any of us got away with less than 7 or 8 stings. I remember the nurse's office filled to overflowing and more survivors filing in one by one.
Thanks for reading and for the edit, Simon!