It's always fun to see if you have a take on some of the movies I've just seen (or want to see). This one I would have to say I outright detested. Half of the entire theater walked out before the movie ended. Adding to the movie's ambiance even more was the man behind us who shamelessly clipped his toenails through the beginning of the movie (even he needed a 10 minute intermission at one point).

I didn't walk out, but at about an hour and a half in, I was just desperate for it to be over. There are movies I can say on an objective level are worse, but I honestly don't think that in my entire life I've ever once enjoyed a movie less hahaha. Poor Things I didn't love, but there was a lot that was at least interesting about it. This one was just overlong, perplexing, head-scratching slog. It was like if instead of Everything Everywhere All at Once he wanted to make Nowhere Nothing Not at All.