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InMuddyUmbyBen UlanseyI Bought a Twitter Premium Account, Went Semi-Viral, and Got Banned in 12 HoursA roller coaster of a day on TwitterAug 31, 202453Aug 31, 202453
InAll About MbyBen UlanseyThe World Rallies Together to Help Medium Through Horrific Clap RecessionAs wars rage on across the globe, one human tragedy unites civilians across bordersMay 3, 202412May 3, 202412
InFunny, Inc.byBen UlanseyBoost Your LinkedIn Profile With These 6 Mild CancersStudy shows that cancer survivors have a 16% greater chance of landing that dream jobAug 13, 202410Aug 13, 202410
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InFunny, Inc.byBen UlanseyOverly Enthusiastic Spelunker Gets Stuck Inside CaveInstead of sitting inside like a normal person on a Saturday, Ohio moron, Mike Davis decides to get trapped in a caveJul 20, 20247Jul 20, 20247
InAll About MbyBen UlanseyAmid Mounting Chaos, Medium Unveils Notification Stimulus PlanTo quell growing frustrations across the platform, Medium comes up with plan to support its writers through difficult timesMay 24, 20248May 24, 20248
InAll About MbyBen UlanseyMedium Users Languish in Horrific Notification VoidAs a week from hell stretches on, the Medium community struggles to copeMay 23, 202421May 23, 202421
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InMuddyUmbyBen UlanseyThe Adam Sandler Support GroupThrough time and perseverence, people are slowly learning to escape the ugly grasp of Sandler’s 2006 movieSep 27, 202314Sep 27, 202314
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InMuddyUmbyBen UlanseyThe Super-Duper-Ultra-Rare Sort of Almost Pinkish Moon Disappoints Civilians AgainCrowd gathers in anticipation of once in a lifetime lunar event, but moon has other plansAug 31, 20235Aug 31, 20235
InMuddyUmbyBen UlanseyMissing Malaysia Flight 370 Found, Passengers Fine But Shaken; “What Do You Mean We Don’t Get to…From extraterrestrial hostages to yesterday’s newsJun 23, 20237Jun 23, 20237
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InDoctor FunnybyBen UlanseyMusk’s Latest Innovation: ‘Space Raptors are the Future, Trust Me!’”Elon Musk unveils Jurassic UniverseMay 12, 20234May 12, 20234
InThe PubbyBen UlanseyTrump Grows Literal Devil Horns, Christians UnbotheredRight wing followers of Christ unperturbed by the sudden emergence of devil horns on their leader’s foreheadMay 4, 20232May 4, 20232
