Ben Ulansey
1 min readJul 5, 2024

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The only 2 movies I've ever walked out of were Jackass 2 (I went with my dad and his friend and we'd all had enough after the eating shit and vomiting down a tube scene, if that rings a bell), and Superbad. Superbad I would have happily stuck around for, but my dad astutely decided after an incredibly abrasive first five minutes that it was a little too much for an eleven year old me hahaha.

I vaguely recall my friends and I also walking out of the movie War Horse, but we may have stuck around for the ending.

Regarding the toenail clipping, you'd think that both of us glaring at him would have been enough, but nope! That was a first. Maybe it left me poised to not love the movie.

So you've never in your life walked out of a movie? Institute Benjamenta I've never seen or heard of I don' think! Not missing out on much?

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Ben Ulansey
Ben Ulansey

Written by Ben Ulansey

Writer, musician, entertainment enthusiast, and amateur lucid dreamer. I write memoirs, satires, reviews, philosophical treatises, and everything in between 🐙

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